Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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