can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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