is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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