ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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