White coat. Heels.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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