Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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