absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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