The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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