Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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