On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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