why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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