she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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