Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
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