She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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