Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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