party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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