i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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