Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
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