his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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