I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize
