he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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