It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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