Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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