i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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