Cold hands, warm shart.
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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