I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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