he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
