The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
this must be what syphilis tastes like
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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