Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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