$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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