You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You're completely useless in the revolution.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
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