so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
he quoted the bible to break up with me
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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