Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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