erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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