I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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