Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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