Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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