Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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