Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
PANTIES FOUND
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