The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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