I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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