There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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