Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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