So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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