Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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