Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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