What a fucking waste of an outfit
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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