i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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