So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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