i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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