ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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