when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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