Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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