I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
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